Wit and Widom of Max Karasik

Wit and Wisdom No 1

Take Mark [who is a Jew], for an argument sake, If one tries to extrapolate his qualities to an entire nation, one might argue that Nazis weren't all that off the "mark" :-)

Wit and Wisdom No 2

He does have a button after all :-) Hurray!

Wit and Wisdom No 3

The funny thing is that it is sort of interesting from a psychoanalysis perspective - the poor guy has been so damaged during his childhood because of his jewishness, it rid him of any traces of any kind of sense of humor, sarcasm and unfortunately apparently affected his common sense as well. This of course, does not affect brain areas responsible for math calculations and hyper active sense of self worth as well as the seriousness with which one takes himself. I feel for the little bugger and pity him wholeheartedly. :-(

On Love

All this eyes, strenght, hands, smiles, sexiness and other thingies are a complete bull shit. When it comes down to coming down the only thing girls care about is a dick, "big & thick dick"

On Homosexuality

Yes, Alex, I think it's cool to be free and brave. I don't think it's cool to suck other guys dick, unless you're a female. I also think it's painful and not very hygenic to stick your private parts in someone else's ass.

On English Language

Russian girls aren't sluts. They sleep around for free. "Sluts" means that you charge for it.

On Skiing in Toronto and on Threatning Violence

Mark, my dearest - you have made a big mistake. There are not that many 37 year former Russian nuclear physicists in Toronto, Canada. I go skiing there often. Next time I'll pay you a little visit...

In any event I will beat you up my Zionist friend - and you will have to emigrate to Israel - you one and only real true love.

Other threats

No, Marky, I don't want to even touch your face, I'd have to shower afterwards. But I will most definitely provide your personal information to those zealots that are looking for an outlet of their spermatoxicosis.

Facts about Jews

It's a fact - that Ashkenazi jews are often genetically weird due to centuries of isolation leading to mass intermarriages...

The above are direct quotations from statements made by Maxim Karasik. Source 1, source 2, source 3, source 4, source 5 (access requires Vkontakte account; Karasik has started posting as "General Maximus")